Woman's words

Just received an email from someone. I do think its really a good one. :D

Nine words women use:

1 Fine!
This is the word women use to end an argument when they're right and you need to shut up.

2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

6 That's okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statement a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.

7 Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. ( This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a whatever.)

8 Whatever!
It's a woman way of saying screw you!

9 Don't worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.